I never thought I’d be the kind of man that could fall, in like, love. Dude, I’m like, so in love with you.
OH: Young man to heavily fringed young woman.
Location: Starbucks/ Indigo. Bay & Bloor
I am almost %1000 sure this rocked my lady rando’s mind.
But I swear to God,
I would sooner be an asexual granola, than be referred to as ‘dude’ by the opposite sex. Especially when professing one’s love to me!
Young people today, no respect.
Or imagination for that matter.